The minions of the Happy Aisles

"On a jungle island off the coast of Peru, a mysterious artifact is discovered in an ancient temple. That night two groups come to steal it: the Chinese special forces and the bizarre team of violent- yet very happy- people brandishing sporting goods and kitchen utensils. Thousands of miles away, teen rock sensation Dana Peterson is abducted on-stage. The trail leads detective Jack Knudsen to everyone's favorite discount superstore: Happy Aisles. But Jack is not the only one trying to find Dana ..."--Book endpaper.