A first bedtime book of Creplochian fairytales

This gift only, not-for-sale zine of adult fairy tales documents the strange characters of the fictional Creplochia and their antics. Stories include eating a frog to get royal blood, the tale of Mohair the Mercenary Princess, being lost in a helicopter that has no tracking software, Dennis saving the world through being average, and the story of a girl made of strawberries who works at a peep show. The zine also includes comics, discussions of lesbian relationships, and false languages.