88% of Americans Are Abnormal

Is the news getting you down? Silver Lake Publishing has a cure for these blues. 88% OF AMERICANS ARE ABNORMAL: The Bentinel Takes a Skewed Look at the News puts things back in proper perspective.The crack staff of satirists and Internet wits at TheBentinel.com has compiled a collection of their best work from the last two years into their first compendium of dry humor.Among the articles you’ll read in 88% OF AMERICANS ARE ABNORMAL and nowhere else:• Clerical Error Sends 30,000 Marine Biologists to Iraq• Terror Alert Moves from Umber to Ochre• China Attempts to Sell Taiwan on eBay• Microsoft Offers Emergency Security Patch for Security Program• Y2K Software Fix Licenses Expire• NBC Tries ER/Reality Crossover: Amateur Surgery• New Food Pyramid Critics Favor Switch to Triskaidecagon• U.S. Mint Scraps New $20 Bill, Counterfeiters Plan LawsuitAuthor Dave Oatley, founder and editor-in-chief of TheBentinel.com, has been called “the Jonathan Swift of the Internet.”