A Pis of Cak

To a child, the art of writing is a process to be learned gradually - and the process is not without its stumbling blocks. When b's are unintentionally switched for d's, r's for n's, and a's for o's, (and that's just the tip of the iceberg) the results can be both charming and hilarious - and in the most extreme cases, we are presented with unadulterated filth! 'Going upstairs to the land of nob' and having to 'wank for a living' are just two of the inadvertent gems to be found in this priceless collection of extracts. With A Pis of Cak you can forget the constraints of the English language and listen to your youngers - after all how else would you know that 'when the hot steam from a kettle touches a cold window it makes the steam turn into water droplets. This is how you get compensation'!