Not Pounded By Anything Vol. 4
Six More Platonic Tales Of Non-Sexual Encounters
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Across the wide world of the Tingleverse, one thing is love is real
But, for many buckaroos, their preferred kind of love has nothing to do with sex or romance. Whether asexual or just not feeling it at the moment, this collection of completely sexless tales is perfect for the desires of any readers who are looking for a non-sexual trip through the alternate timelines of Dr. Chuck Tingle.
NOT POUNDED BY MY SOUL-CRUSHING JOB BECAUSE I QUIT
NOT POUNDED BY MY BOOK “POUNDED BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF THE SHOCKINGLY MASSIVE IMPORTANCE OF PRE-ORDERS WHEN SUPPORTING AUTHORS YOU ENJOY IN THE TRADITIONAL PUBLISHING INDUSTRY” BECAUSE IT’S SO IMPORTANT I HAD TO WRITE ANOTHER BOOK ABOUT IT THAT WASN’T EXPLICIT TO REACH AN EVEN WIDER AUDIENCE
NOT POUNDED BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF THIS SPAM EMAIL BECAUSE IGNORING MY PERSONAL BOUNDARIES IS ALWAYS A DEAL-BREAKER NO MATTER HOW COMPATIBLE WE MIGHT SEEM IN OTHER WAYS
NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS
NOT POUNDED BY TWIDDOR CHECKMARKS BECAUSE I BLOCKED EVERY PERSON WHO HAS ONE, DESPITE ELON MORK STANDING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT CRYING AND BEGGING ME TO JOIN TWIDDOR BLUE
NOT POUNDED BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY OWN SCREENWRITING BECAUSE I’M ON STRIKE AND I DESERVE TO BE FAIRLY COMPENSATED FOR MY LABOR WHILE STUDIO CEOS TAKE RECORD SALARIES
But, for many buckaroos, their preferred kind of love has nothing to do with sex or romance. Whether asexual or just not feeling it at the moment, this collection of completely sexless tales is perfect for the desires of any readers who are looking for a non-sexual trip through the alternate timelines of Dr. Chuck Tingle.
NOT POUNDED BY MY SOUL-CRUSHING JOB BECAUSE I QUIT
NOT POUNDED BY MY BOOK “POUNDED BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF THE SHOCKINGLY MASSIVE IMPORTANCE OF PRE-ORDERS WHEN SUPPORTING AUTHORS YOU ENJOY IN THE TRADITIONAL PUBLISHING INDUSTRY” BECAUSE IT’S SO IMPORTANT I HAD TO WRITE ANOTHER BOOK ABOUT IT THAT WASN’T EXPLICIT TO REACH AN EVEN WIDER AUDIENCE
NOT POUNDED BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF THIS SPAM EMAIL BECAUSE IGNORING MY PERSONAL BOUNDARIES IS ALWAYS A DEAL-BREAKER NO MATTER HOW COMPATIBLE WE MIGHT SEEM IN OTHER WAYS
NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS
NOT POUNDED BY TWIDDOR CHECKMARKS BECAUSE I BLOCKED EVERY PERSON WHO HAS ONE, DESPITE ELON MORK STANDING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT CRYING AND BEGGING ME TO JOIN TWIDDOR BLUE
NOT POUNDED BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY OWN SCREENWRITING BECAUSE I’M ON STRIKE AND I DESERVE TO BE FAIRLY COMPENSATED FOR MY LABOR WHILE STUDIO CEOS TAKE RECORD SALARIES
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