Lanky Spoken Here!
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This is your survival guide in the linguistic minefield that is 'Lanky' - an indispensable phrase book for the 'foreign' visitor as he attempts to communicate in deepest Lancashire.
* Would you like it if you were the recipient of a Wigan kiss?
* Should you go to a Lanky dinner at lunchtime or a tea at dinnertime?
* If someone refers to you as an old stocking top, what should your attitude be?
* What are the real identities of Gracie Chips and Willy Eckerslike?
* Why does a Lanky Chauvinist Pig always carry two short planks under his arm?
If the answers to these questions flummox you and give you yedwarch, then you NEED Lanky Spoken Here!
** With fifteen hilarious cartoons by Bill Tidy!
Dave Dutton is a succesful comedy scriptwriter and has written for television stars like Ronnie Corbett, Dick Emery, Les Dawson, The Two Ronnies and Ken Dodd, among others. He is also the co-author of the definitive guide to sandwich making - The Ken Dodd Butty Book.
* Would you like it if you were the recipient of a Wigan kiss?
* Should you go to a Lanky dinner at lunchtime or a tea at dinnertime?
* If someone refers to you as an old stocking top, what should your attitude be?
* What are the real identities of Gracie Chips and Willy Eckerslike?
* Why does a Lanky Chauvinist Pig always carry two short planks under his arm?
If the answers to these questions flummox you and give you yedwarch, then you NEED Lanky Spoken Here!
** With fifteen hilarious cartoons by Bill Tidy!
Dave Dutton is a succesful comedy scriptwriter and has written for television stars like Ronnie Corbett, Dick Emery, Les Dawson, The Two Ronnies and Ken Dodd, among others. He is also the co-author of the definitive guide to sandwich making - The Ken Dodd Butty Book.
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