The Epic Template Tale

The Greatest Thief in the World is getting old. He wants to retire before he's assasinated, and plans one last job... enough to buy a one-way ticket to comfort and anonymity. There's just one problem: the job that he has in mind is impossible, and there's a crazy and ridiculously beautiful young insurance investigator hot on his trail. (Okay, that's two problems, and if you think his troubles stop there, you're in for a surprise.)