If your monster won't go to bed

If you have a monster that won t go to bed, don t bother asking your parents to help. They know a lot about putting kids to bed, but nothing about putting monsters to bed. It s not their fault; they re just not good at it. Read this book instead. It will tell you what to feed your monster before bed (it s not warm milk), and what to sing to your monster (it s not a soothing lullaby), and what to read to your monster to send him off to dreamland in no time (the scarier, the better). Just make sure you don t get too good at putting monsters to bed or you might have a BIG problem on your hands!