Zen and the art of cannibalism

When a harebrained scheme to swipe forty pounds of pot from Russian mobsters goes awry, the Wizard thinks he's got problems. But when a giant evil talking dog shows up and starts raising the dead, things get a little more complicated. As the end grows nigh, it's up to Wiz and his ragtag cohorts (along with a binge-drinking voodoo god) to fend off the hungry horde. Will they make it? Or will everything go up in smoke? A hilarious, gut-busting, skull-crunching homage to B-movies everywhere. Funnier than The Illyad ... Scarier than Brokeback Mountain ... Dumber than Breakfast of Champions ... Significantly shorter than Dune ... It's Zen and the Art of Cannibalism.