The umbrella of the gardener's aunt is in the house

A tiny Montana town finds itself in a holiday dustup when their park's traditional Nativity is slated to be replaced by the work of a world-renowned avant-garde sculptor: returning native son and lunatic, R. Conrad Hughes. Is his old high school crush, "Miss Heaven," the powerful secret weapon that can steer his artistic talents toward a worthwhile cause ... or is there a different, twisted, vengeful, and far more sinister plan brewing?