How to be happy though married

The bounteous pleasures of married life have been endured by stoical, ingenious men and women for millennia. How to be Happy Though Married is a compendium of their hard-won wisdom, offering advice for almost any conceivable conjugal conundrum, from the potential of a wife to wander (you might consider stealing her shoes, à la the ancient Greeks) to the avoidance of a drunk husband's amorous advances. Why suffer or rejoice alone when this book revealing the advice, observations & witty rejoinders of Jane Austen, Plutarch, Shakespeare, Trollope & Einstein could be your constant companion?