Jeff Foxworthy's complete redneck dictionary

There's no such thing as too much redneck. And it's easy to understand why. A veritable gumbo of indigenous ingenuity, this deliciously distinct dialect rolls off the tongue like drool in the presence of a barbecue sandwich. Now, just in time for no time in particular, Jeff Foxworthy's three bestsellers are rolled into one hilarious redneck reference. This practical, portable A-to-Z crash course will have you laughing and learning your way to flawless southern slang. Say after me:bay - ou (bi´-u), v. and n. to purchase for another. "I just walked right up to her and said, 'Hey darlin', lemme bayou a drink.' "doo - dle (dud´-el), n. and v. a male person and his predicted actions. "Don't even look at him, 'cuz that doodle kill you."tor - toise (tort´-es), v. and n. to have imparted knowledge or wisdom to a group. "That stupid teacher never tortoise nothin'. "Whether you're a newbie looking to connect with your inner redneck or a seasoned pro hoping to sharpen your skills, The Complete Redneck Dictionary is the only reference you'll ever need. Picking up Redneck (and this book) has never been easier.From the Hardcover edition.