God--the ultimate autobiography

"So I created this little place (heaven). Nothing too ostentatious - just somewhere to hang My halo, as it were. Although don't take this halo business too literally, I obviously don't wear it all the time. It might look good in portraits but, take it from Me, having a light blazing over your head gives you a frightful migraine. Not to mention its effect on others. Look what it did to Saul on the road to Damascus - blinded the poor guy."