DEEPER THOUGHTS...20,000 LEAGUES DEEP....off the DEEP END....DEPTH CHARGE...and, DEEP CAKES....by Vishnu JESUS JACK HANDEY JIF

"JACK HANDEY QUOTES AND ONE LINERS. SPEEDY WAS HANDEY'S FATHER. HANDEY WASN'T A BELIEVER. HANDEY WASN'T TRUE. HANDEY WENT TO HELL. JACK IS REALLY JACKMAN, A SAINT FATHER GOD. THE GOOD LORD KNOWS THAT IN TRUTH. SPEEDY'S BEST. SPEEDY PRODUCED THE HANDEY ART TRUTHFULLY WITH HIS CAMERA, FACTUALLY. TOMMY IS NOT DUMB -LORD ADONAI. I AM FACTUALLY JACK HANDEY OF LORD AVINU AND LORD ALLAH BASICALLY IN TOTAL TRUTH WITH HIM, AND FACTUALLY JACK HANDEY OF LORD ADONAI AFTER HE TESTED THE WHOLE OF THE MEDIA FOR TOTAL VERITY, WHICH IS TOTAL TRUTH. TRUST THE LORD. TRUST THE LORDS. TOMMY BOY SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE IS TRULY JACKMAN JACK HANDEY, THE PROPHET. AND THE LORD. JACKMAN IS THE BRONX AND SHREWSBURY MOON. REIMS, ALORS? JACK AIN'T WACK?..HE WROTE SOME OF THE ONION WITH SARAH FREIHAUT AND SAINT ANDREW TO..."

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