Biography
His name is Nick Toczek
The famous Nick Toczek.
Because he has many jobs
He also has a lot of phones.
So be a friend with him
To be famous like him.
The famous Nick Toczek.
Because he has many jobs
He also has a lot of phones.
So be a friend with him
To be famous like him.
Books by Nick Toczek
Columbus Memoirs and Other Tal
Columbus Memoirs and Other Tales
Dark As the Devils Heart
Dark As the Devils Heart
Key to a Thousand Worlds
Key to a Thousand Worlds
Owls Are Always Pink
Owls Are Always Pink
Dragons Are Back!
Dragons Are Back!
Haters, Baiters and Would-Be Dictators
Me and My Poems!
Cats N Bats N Slugs N Bugs Collected Creature Poems
Number Number Cut A Cucumber
Hogs 'n' dogs 'n' slugs 'n' bugs
Read me out loud!
Can Anyone Be As Gloomy As Me?
The dog ate my buspass
Never Stare at a Grizzly Bear and Other Animal Poems
Toothpaste Trouble
Can Anyone Be as Gloomy as Me? (Poemotions)
Join in or Else
Dragons everywhere
Spirit of Bradford
The bigger Tory vote
The bigger Tory vote
The meat boutique
The meat boutique
The private crimes of Nick Toc
The private crimes of Nick Toczek
Rock'n'roll terrorism
God Shave the Queen
God Shave the Queen
Autobiography of a friend
Malignant Humour
Malignant Humour
Because the evenings
Because the evenings