Books by Todd Van Buskirk
Four men enter the restroom and see 7 urinals. The first two men choose urinals 1 and 7 . The Third Man chooses ... uncomfortably chooses urinal 5 ...
There Is an Illustration (pixe
There Is an Illustration (pixelated) That Demonstrates All the 25 Ways of Combining Two 4 X 2 LEGO Bricks (each with Eight Pegs) Printed on the Cover of the Book and on the Frontispiece That Is Printed on Page 2 (unnumbered). The (pixelated...
A birth date, first name, activity and place are determined for each character. Each clue is printed on one page . The birth ... activities on p.567, and the places on p.654.
Fake Vincent Van Gogh (1853-90
Fake Vincent Van Gogh (1853-90) Landscape Is Located on P. 168 and 169 As a Double-Page Spread. the Margin of the Gutter Divides the Image in Two. the Dimensions of the Image on P. 168 Are 1042 X 1024 Pixels and the Image on P. 169 Is 1005 X 1024 Pixels...
Fig. 7 Shows a Comparison of S
Fig. 7 Shows a Comparison of Settings by Zollner and Schubert in Wilhelm Muller's das Wandern, the First Measure of Fig. 7 Is Printed on P. 139, the Last Measure of Fig. 7 Is Printed on P. 202 (each Measure of Fig. 7 Is Separated by Two Blank Pages)
Five words complete the missi
Five words complete the missing letters needed in the five uncompleted words printed on ... pages are intentionally left blank.
Forty-Eight Original (hand Dra
Forty-Eight Original (hand Drawn) One Panel Scenes Are Reused (or Modified to Add New Dialogue and Narration) to Create (at Two Panels per Page) a 305 Page Narrative. How Many Panels Are Nestled Between Pages 44 Through 350?
Purple Chick
Six Groups (of Two Interior Mo
Six Groups (of Two Interior Monologues) Are Located at Six Different Locations, with Group 1 and 2 Separated by 206 Pages, 2 and 3 Separated by 30 Pages, 3 and 4 Separated by 230 Pages, 4 and 5 Separated by 160 Pages, and 5 and 6 Separated...
Square Box symbols replace ch
Square Box symbols replace characters between pages 6 and 638. You may see readable words among the formatting that was stripped out. ... words printed on page 6...
The frontispiece is located op
The frontispiece is located opposite the title page to illustrate a 82,510 word proof titled Countess Caroline ... after p.2
The sentence printed at the top of p.14 is Duplicated in the middle of p.168 and bottom of p.544 within the Context of a 234,348 word text (see p.6 ... On p.544 the sentence Bleeds onto p.545.
The Sound of the Given Name 'A
The Sound of the Given Name 'Angela' is three syllables . The name Itself is located Individually on page 428 and once ... page 5. The header and the page number...
Two Train Stations (P. 6 and P
Two Train Stations (P. 6 and P. 623) Are 100km Apart. One Train Starts from P. 6 at 7am and Travels Towards P. 623 at 20km/H Speed. Another Train Starts from P. 623 at 8am and Travels Towards P. 6 at 25km/H. What Time Do They Meet? Choose P. 8, 333, 457...
The word Pink is printed at th
The word Pink is printed at the bottom left of p.32, followed by a 49,288 word excerpt from The Pink Bunny; on p.473 Bunny is printed at the ... followed by a sentence on p.474
#iLost
#iLost
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
Adventures of Huckleberry Finnegan
As Bright as Brown
As Bright as Brown
Audrey Reenactment
Audrey Reenactment
Basic Gettysburg
Basic Gettysburg
Best Poem Ever Written in a Hi
Best Poem Ever Written in a High School Yearbook
Blue Bored People Love You
Blue Bored People Love You
Crushing My Enemies
Crushing My Enemies
Down to a T
Down to a T
Dugpa
Dugpa
Emily Dickinson with a Vengean
Emily Dickinson with a Vengeance
Epic Allen Ginsberg Style Poem
Epic Allen Ginsberg Style Poem
Epic T. S. Eliot Style Poem
Epic T. S. Eliot Style Poem
Expense of Spirit in a Waste o
Expense of Spirit in a Waste of Shame
F. W. W. M.
F. W. W. M.
False Barnyard
False Barnyard
Four Dollars and Thirty-Three
Four Dollars and Thirty-Three Cents
Glad Hand
Glad Hand
Glued to a Truck
Glued to a Truck
Hospital Cantos
Hospital Cantos
I Am My Left Ear
I Am My Left Ear
Inhabitants of the Earth
Inhabitants of the Earth
Lame Rabbit Poem
Lame Rabbit Poem
Leo's Dead
Leo's Dead
Libertarianism in the Works of
Libertarianism in the Works of Madonna
Liver Pizza
Liver Pizza
Long Shadow of One Human Fetus
Long Shadow of One Human Fetus
Lucky Old Smile
Lucky Old Smile
Marilyn Males
Marilyn Males
Medieval Alice
Medieval Alice
Miss Pelling of Noisey
Miss Pelling of Noisey
Old Wig
Old Wig
Patron X
Patron X
Period of Wakefulness
Period of Wakefulness
Personal Wow
Personal Wow
Piano Sonata No. 1 in B Flat M
Piano Sonata No. 1 in B Flat Major, Op. 4
Piece of Thing
Piece of Thing
Pretend He Is Dead
Pretend He Is Dead
Pulse of Immortality
Pulse of Immortality
Self Portrait Continued
Self Portrait Continued
Sphinx Ditch
Sphinx Ditch
Suffix Trees
Suffix Trees
Sunshine Pop
Sunshine Pop
Swimminghorses
Swimminghorses
Symphony No. 1, Op. 1
Symphony No. 1, Op. 1
Theory Deluxe
Theory Deluxe
Trauma Picnic
Trauma Picnic
Unperfect Actor
Unperfect Actor
Untitled Skin
Untitled Skin
Whither the White Rabbit?
Whither the White Rabbit?
Wide Universe
Wide Universe
Zebra Drill
Zebra Drill
18th Century Transmits Itself
18th Century Transmits Itself from Outer Space
Arctic White Lifetime
Arctic White Lifetime
Born This Date and Died That D
Born This Date and Died That Date
Bridge to Indians
Bridge to Indians
Celestial Marketplace of Lutef
Celestial Marketplace of Lutefisk
Chest Freezer
Chest Freezer
Chosen One Blues
Chosen One Blues
Costumer's Eyes
Costumer's Eyes
Countess Caroline
Countess Caroline
Creating with punctuation remo
Creating with punctuation removed in Space
Dovetail Jig
Dovetail Jig
Election, My Love
Election, My Love
Evangel United Methodist Churc
Evangel United Methodist Church
Fade to Vegetables
Fade to Vegetables
Fake Faerie Wings
Fake Faerie Wings
Garbage and the Neurologist
Garbage and the Neurologist
Goldilock's Planet
Goldilock's Planet
Harlley Moma
Harlley Moma
How I Discovered David Lynch's
How I Discovered David Lynch's Blue Velvet
Jackie Spoiler
Jackie Spoiler
January Knees
January Knees
John Marshall High School 1989
John Marshall High School 1989
Kingdom of the Branch
Kingdom of the Branch
Life of Anton Webern
Life of Anton Webern
Living in Utah with My Husband
Living in Utah with My Husband and Two Kids
Looking for Individuals
Looking for Individuals
Mary Arguments
Mary Arguments
On the Exploration of Interrup
On the Exploration of Interrupts
Orange God
Orange God
Paragraph on Every Page Except
Paragraph on Every Page Except P. 120
Phoenix Died
Phoenix Died
Remember the Zoo?
Remember the Zoo?
Richard Catholic Susan Protest
Richard Catholic Susan Protestant
Rochelle's Name Is Seen on P.
Rochelle's Name Is Seen on P. 120
Rochester Public Library
Rochester Public Library
Rockenrollll
Rockenrollll
Saving Private Seabiscuit
Saving Private Seabiscuit
Sunset Shuts My Question Down
Sunset Shuts My Question Down
Swedish Frog
Swedish Frog
Swirling Mists of Autumn
Swirling Mists of Autumn
Symphony No. 1 in C Minor, Op.
Symphony No. 1 in C Minor, Op. 1
Symphony No. 2 in e Flat Major
Symphony No. 2 in e Flat Major, Op. 2
Symphony No. 3 in a Flat Major
Symphony No. 3 in a Flat Major, Op. 3
Tantrums of the Sun
Tantrums of the Sun
There Are Two Comic Panels on
There Are Two Comic Panels on P. 76
There Is a Comic Panel on P. 9
There Is a Comic Panel on P. 90
There Is a sentence on P. 120
There Is a sentence on P. 120
Think, and You Think Alone
Think, and You Think Alone
Trash Hands
Trash Hands
Twin Galaxies
Twin Galaxies
Unnamed Cartoon Character Does
Unnamed Cartoon Character Doesn't Exist Within the Panel on P. 46
White Chickens
White Chickens
Wild Honey in Stereo
Wild Honey in Stereo
World Where the Sun Is Locked
World Where the Sun Is Locked in an Eternal Sunset
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