Home › Authors › William J. Thomas William J. Thomas b. 1946 ยท 7 books Biography William is an author, a scriptwriter and a nationally syndicated humour columnist. In addition to the 50 newspapers that carry his weekly column, William is also the senior writer for Canada's Forever Young magazine.-Amazon Books by William J. Thomas The legend of Zippy Chippy 2015 The dog rules (damn near everything!) 2008 Guys Not Real Bright and Damn Guys Not Real Bright and Damn Proud of It 2005 Malcolm und ich 2003 Never Hitchhike on the Road Less Travelled 2002 Margaret and me 1998 Hey! is that guy dead or is he the skip-- 1994